The barnyard animal song

Episode: The One After the Superbowl

Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
The cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds hi up.
And thats how we get hamburgers.
Nooowww, ... chickens!

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The song about bisexuals

Episode: The One After the Superbowl

Sometimes men like women.
Sometimes men like men.
And then there are bisexuals.
Though some just say they're kidding themselves..
Ya la-la-la-la-la-la.

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The grandma song

Episode: The One After the Superbowl

Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes,
she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
but the truth is she died and some day you will too.
La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...

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You don't wanna do song

Episode: The One After the Superbowl

There'll be times when you get older
when you'll want to sleep with people
just to make them like you. . .
But don't !!!
Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody
That's another thing that you don't wanna do.